Nyctophiliac

| Bay Area, CA |

ilovepeppers:

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ommanyte:

I think my fast metabolism is purely fuelled by anxiety

tastezlikekandi:

ericorbit:

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this is like, the most accurate description of my anxiety disorder ever

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cloudfreed:

zjayspov:

majestic-peanut:

GRANDMA!

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YES. I will reach this level of petty. Grandma-ma, fuck it up.

gramma esther destroyed him

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my-name-is-lapis:

broadwayz:

Do they ever say that Wall-e is a boy and Eve is a girl or did we all just get sucked into the void of heteronormativity

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au-meme-endroit:

Scorpios, Leos, Aries, and Geminis are the only big dick energy signs

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lilttlekingtrashmouth:

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day
Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

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beyoncescock:

me doing homework:

  • pees
  • checks fridge
  • drinks water
  • *looks at clock*
  • “i still have plenty of time”
  • scrolls tumblr
  • opens youtube for relaxing music-
  • then finding myself watching cute cats and dogs
  • opens new tab to finally start homework but instead types tumblr.com
  • “i need a 15 min break i deserve this”
  • *30 mins after, still scrolling through my dash*
  • *staring at the wall trying to find the answers
  • but ends up thinking what i’ll eat next*
  • *looks around trying to find someone to blame for my life*
  • *does something irrelevant*
  • “im so tired!!!“
  • *sleeps*
  • *wakes to pee*
  • *looks at clock*
  • *cries*

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