I think my fast metabolism is purely fuelled by anxiety
this is like, the most accurate description of my anxiety disorder ever
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GRANDMA!
YES. I will reach this level of petty. Grandma-ma, fuck it up.
gramma esther destroyed him
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Do they ever say that Wall-e is a boy and Eve is a girl or did we all just get sucked into the void of heteronormativity
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Scorpios, Leos, Aries, and Geminis are the only big dick energy signs
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Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day
Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd
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me doing homework:
- pees
- checks fridge
- drinks water
- *looks at clock*
- “i still have plenty of time”
- scrolls tumblr
- opens youtube for relaxing music-
- then finding myself watching cute cats and dogs
- opens new tab to finally start homework but instead types tumblr.com
- “i need a 15 min break i deserve this”
- *30 mins after, still scrolling through my dash*
- *staring at the wall trying to find the answers
- but ends up thinking what i’ll eat next*
- *looks around trying to find someone to blame for my life*
- *does something irrelevant*
- “im so tired!!!“
- *sleeps*
- *wakes to pee*
- *looks at clock*
- *cries*
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